Rock Myth #41

When Rick Wakeman speaks of sorcery he emits a high pitched ringing from the back of his neck.

Rock Myth #40

Bloody hell, February already....

East 17 once wrote a concept album based on February. It remains unrecorded...

Rock Myth #39

(Heard from the teaboy, B. Umma Hastings)

Elton John has 3 nipples, none of which his own.

Rock Myth # 38

As we all know by now, Jools Holland´s Hootenanny is actually pre-recorded and not filmed live on New Years Eve. What people don´t realise is that this is because Jools likes to see in the New Year by watching his very own Hootenanny on TV, alone, in his mansion....in Bury-St-Edmunds.

Rock Myth #37

Following a 3 week study of his character by the band, Chris Tarrant became the inspiration for the hit "Monster" by The Automatic.

Rock Myth #36

Happy New Year to Rock Myths' readers. New Years is a time to make resolutions, and Rock Myths' resolution is to increase its output for 2009.

Tom Jones' New Years resolution is to finally complete the 1000 piece jigsaw of 3 puppies being eaten by a kestrel given to him for his birthday in 1978 by Cilla Black.

Rock Myth #35

Greek sandals are the preferred footwear of wrinkly, leathery rocker Iggy Pop. He abhors clogs.