Rock Myths #9

Former Genesis drummer (and all-round twat) Phil Collins used to write for the Daily Mail newspaper under the pseudonym 'Tarquinn Flartaby'. However, his views on immigration were deemed too right-wing and eventually his employment was terminated. He has gone on to ghost-write several autobiographies, including that of Piers Morgan entitled "Do You Know Who I Am?"

Rock Myths #8

Craig David is the chairman of the Solent area railway modelling society and his pride is an exact replica of the Brighton line.

Rock Myths #7

He has numerous mansions in different countries around the world, tells world leaders how to save the planet, has millions of pounds in the bank and his best friend is "The Edge", but U2 lead singer Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Rock Myth #6

Despite popular belief that American psychedelic rockers 'The Doors' took their name from Aldous Huxley's book "The Doors of Perception", the band was actually named as a tribute to British comedian Les Dawson and allowed a typo to remain to confuse people.

Rock Myth #5

Pop mogul, Simon Cowell, actually discovered The Beatles back in 1960 at the age of 9 months. Due to his great modesty he allowed his second cousin Brian Epstein to take the credit.

Rock Myth #4

Whilst many people believed that former boy band sensations 'Blazin Squad' had 12 members, when counted, they were found to have only 11!

Rock Myths #3

Midge Ure has never been to Vienna.

Rock Myth #2

Pink FLoyd's magnum opus album "Dark Side of the Moon" was recorded in just 33 minutes in Roger Waters garage.

Rock Myth #1

Bob Dylan did the voices for the Pingu children's TV series.