Sunday 20 November 2011

Rock Myth #107

Multi-banded former Smiths, Electronic, The Cribs and Modest Mouse guitarist Johnny Marr was breast-fed until the age of 5, which explains his unusually robust immune system.

Tuesday 25 October 2011

Rock Myth #106

One time Communards front man Jimmy Somerville isn't naturally bald. He had to start removing his body hair in 1985 when his body started growing brambles instead. Indeed, by 1988 his annual bramble growth could fill an average sized industrial skip.
Many an ex lover was heard to complain of awful chafing after love making and Somerville's big hit, Don't Leave Me This Way, is said to be about a former lover who ran off with his only pair of garden secateurs.
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Friday 8 July 2011

Rock Myth #105

An area of rainforest the size of Wales is destroyed every day to keep Cat Stevens in wicker baskets.

Saturday 25 June 2011

Rock Myth #104

On the night of 24th June 2011 Queen Elizabeth II of England and the Colonies slaughtered 3 corgis after briefly switching onto U2 at Glasto and falling into a trance.

Tuesday 15 February 2011

Rock Myth #103

Sultry songstress of spice Victoria Beckham is the current stadium announcer at LA Galaxy's home ground The Home Depot Center.

Friday 28 January 2011

Rock Myth #102

"Illsley", as in Dire Straits' formerly bemulleted bass maestro John Illsley, is a slang term meaning "very good" in Hartlepool slang, as in "That stew you just cooked was well Illsley, Mum".