Monday, 16 November 2015

Rock Myth #110

Campaigner for the preservation of humanity and pseudo geography teacher Jeremy Corbyn will only bow at the feet of John Deacon, which he does at the appointed hour of 5.45pm every Thursday.

Sunday, 8 February 2015

Rock Myth #109

Nick Cave's legs once appeared in an Australian TV commercial for men's leg shaving razors.

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Rock Myth #108

Family Guy character Cleveland Brown was based on the song "Look Out Cleveland" by The Band.

Sunday, 20 November 2011

Rock Myth #107

Multi-banded former Smiths, Electronic, The Cribs and Modest Mouse guitarist Johnny Marr was breast-fed until the age of 5, which explains his unusually robust immune system.

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

Rock Myth #106

One time Communards front man Jimmy Somerville isn't naturally bald. He had to start removing his body hair in 1985 when his body started growing brambles instead. Indeed, by 1988 his annual bramble growth could fill an average sized industrial skip.
Many an ex lover was heard to complain of awful chafing after love making and Somerville's big hit, Don't Leave Me This Way, is said to be about a former lover who ran off with his only pair of garden secateurs.

Friday, 8 July 2011

Rock Myth #105

An area of rainforest the size of Wales is destroyed every day to keep Cat Stevens in wicker baskets.

Saturday, 25 June 2011

Rock Myth #104

On the night of 24th June 2011 Queen Elizabeth II of England and the Colonies slaughtered 3 corgis after briefly switching onto U2 at Glasto and falling into a trance.