Rock Myth #43

John Lydon is so punk that he spends all the proceeds from his butter ads on deckchairs so he can sit on the Mall masturbating at the Queen.

Rock Myth #42

When Wyclef Jean released "Gone Till November" in January 1998 it seems this was, indeed, his intention as his follow up, a cover of "Another One Bites The Dust" was released some 10 months later. Alas, this too became a self-fulfilling prophecy when Wyclef was kidnapped and forced to eat actual dust from a Welsh coal mine by Goldie Lookin' Chain.