Rock Myths #9

Former Genesis drummer (and all-round twat) Phil Collins used to write for the Daily Mail newspaper under the pseudonym 'Tarquinn Flartaby'. However, his views on immigration were deemed too right-wing and eventually his employment was terminated. He has gone on to ghost-write several autobiographies, including that of Piers Morgan entitled "Do You Know Who I Am?"

Rock Myths #8

Craig David is the chairman of the Solent area railway modelling society and his pride is an exact replica of the Brighton line.